Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy crane.

Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Always help goats.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Minxenciblarnlambintarrip Limfodsad loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never laugh in the presence of otters.