Veentomgen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical hydra.

Veentomgen created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veentomgen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veentomgen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Veentomgen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Veentomgen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about black holes.