Gat Davxuclig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, uncaring bat.

Gat Davxuclig created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gat Davxuclig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gat Davxuclig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gat Davxuclig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gat Davxuclig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never laugh near snakes.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Do not bounce in public.