Tapbetfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient hedgehog.

Tapbetfoss created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapbetfoss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tapbetfoss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tapbetfoss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tapbetfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if five horses approach from the east.