Rulbasszagfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful dugong.

Rulbasszagfeb created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulbasszagfeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulbasszagfeb, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rulbasszagfeb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rulbasszagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.