Rutsisgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing butterfly.

Rutsisgup created light four years ago.

If you believe in Rutsisgup, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutsisgup, he will curse you with boils.

Rutsisgup's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rutsisgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into orange rooms.