Nutvinnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent coyote.

Nutvinnutt created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutvinnutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutvinnutt, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nutvinnutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nutvinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nutvinnutt.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.