Habcussgam is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving
scorpion.
Habcussgam created tapeworms eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Habcussgam, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Habcussgam, he will turn you into a mole.
Habcussgam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Habcussgam's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Worship no other gods but Habcussgam.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always help sick birds.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.