Targgebsighabbonkjop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody dove.

Targgebsighabbonkjop created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targgebsighabbonkjop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targgebsighabbonkjop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Targgebsighabbonkjop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Targgebsighabbonkjop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Targgebsighabbonkjop loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.