Gembem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful newt.

Gembem created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gembem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gembem, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gembem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gembem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gembem.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gembem.

5. Never look in ponds.