Dutyatrip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, astonishing tortoise.

Dutyatrip created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutyatrip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutyatrip, it will manifest in front of you.

Dutyatrip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dutyatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not skip in public.