Dunwipruttsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous goose.

Dunwipruttsig created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwipruttsig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dunwipruttsig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dunwipruttsig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dunwipruttsig's Holy Commandments

1. Dunwipruttsig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if eight swans approach from the west.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not make images of living things.