Bitkaromin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful fly.

Bitkaromin created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitkaromin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitkaromin, he will turn you into a goat.

Bitkaromin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bitkaromin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Bitkaromin first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit near horses.

5. Always help sick sharks.