Dobmidflagstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate alligator.

Dobmidflagstaf created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobmidflagstaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobmidflagstaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dobmidflagstaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dobmidflagstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not listen to music.