Hadomtdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic swallow.

Hadomtdad created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadomtdad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hadomtdad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hadomtdad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hadomtdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.