Mutfubflap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful zebra.

Mutfubflap created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfubflap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mutfubflap, it will turn you into a mole.

Mutfubflap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mutfubflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mutfubflap's priests.

2. You must love Mutfubflap.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

5. Never talk about fire.