Nutgonyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet hare.

Nutgonyarl created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgonyarl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nutgonyarl, she will turn you into a frog.

Nutgonyarl's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nutgonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if six cats approach from the north.

5. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing red stockings.