Jadviltarp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless dugong.

Jadviltarp created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadviltarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadviltarp, she will turn you into a goat.

Jadviltarp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jadviltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Never talk about foxes.