Bogyogmot is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome
mongoose.
Bogyogmot created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogyogmot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bogyogmot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Bogyogmot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Bogyogmot's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never play with disobedient children.