Fitmiszan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, clever squirrel.

Fitmiszan created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Fitmiszan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fitmiszan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fitmiszan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fitmiszan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Hide if five ants approach from the south.