Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless armadillo.

Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Jindudpad Gigsterhigjin loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.