Yatfatbin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous centaur.

Yatfatbin created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfatbin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatfatbin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yatfatbin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yatfatbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yatfatbin three times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Yatfatbin loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.