Kencussjontig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving meerkat.

Kencussjontig created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencussjontig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kencussjontig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kencussjontig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kencussjontig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide from violet frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.