Sadhasgilsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful giraffe.

Sadhasgilsaw created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadhasgilsaw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadhasgilsaw, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sadhasgilsaw's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sadhasgilsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Never wear white corsets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.