Afbamcum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful wyvern.

Afbamcum created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Afbamcum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Afbamcum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Afbamcum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Afbamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if eight gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Afbamcum.