Dotlimnurl is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, resourceful
troll.
Dotlimnurl created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotlimnurl, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dotlimnurl, he will be very unhappy.
Dotlimnurl's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Dotlimnurl's Holy Commandments1. Always wear white.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Respect your elders.