Yakgamrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing clam.

Yakgamrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakgamrill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakgamrill, she will not invite you to parties.

Yakgamrill's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yakgamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.