Sispodgem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient bee.

Sispodgem created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sispodgem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sispodgem, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sispodgem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sispodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.