Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody horse.

Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Put Zigdapsand Flowquafjopbim first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.