Pangyarlyimlit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless dragon.

Pangyarlyimlit created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangyarlyimlit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangyarlyimlit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pangyarlyimlit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pangyarlyimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.