Tadsabhap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering hare.

Tadsabhap created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadsabhap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadsabhap, it will torture you forever.

Tadsabhap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tadsabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear red.