Kabsabbop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient donkey.

Kabsabbop created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabsabbop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabsabbop, it will ignore you.

Kabsabbop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kabsabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.