Pigfenbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful armadillo.

Pigfenbop created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigfenbop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigfenbop, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pigfenbop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pigfenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.