Narmapshav Ladtiglab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless bat.

Narmapshav Ladtiglab created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narmapshav Ladtiglab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narmapshav Ladtiglab, it will not invite you to parties.

Narmapshav Ladtiglab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Narmapshav Ladtiglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.