Sagkadrut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever camel.

Sagkadrut created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagkadrut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sagkadrut, it will not invite you to parties.

Sagkadrut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sagkadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Do not eat rice.