Vinnigmotgum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent finch.

Vinnigmotgum created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnigmotgum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinnigmotgum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vinnigmotgum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vinnigmotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if eight sheep approach from the east.

5. Always help sick birds.