Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy hummingbird.

Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep, he will strike you with lightening.

Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Gamdunlenlinwantinganbep loves swans, so they must be honoured.