Cissabrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish fox.

Cissabrutt created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissabrutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissabrutt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cissabrutt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cissabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your hands orange.

3. Worship no other gods but Cissabrutt.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear corsets.