Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered ferret.

Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Cudyarlxucsugstipnurlkemhud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Do not speak about bananas.