Tikquaghas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty skunk.

Tikquaghas created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tikquaghas, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tikquaghas, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tikquaghas' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tikquaghas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tikquaghas.

2. Tikquaghas loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikquaghas.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikquaghas.