Listbutdad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful gnu.

Listbutdad created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbutdad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Listbutdad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Listbutdad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listbutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.