Cubdosstun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring gnu.

Cubdosstun created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdosstun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubdosstun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cubdosstun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cubdosstun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cubdosstun's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.