Getnillyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong alligator.

Getnillyatt created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Getnillyatt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getnillyatt, she will turn you into a dog.

Getnillyatt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Getnillyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snails approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Getnillyatt.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Getnillyatt on top of all buildings.