Afbagnan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy deer.

Afbagnan created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Afbagnan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Afbagnan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Afbagnan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Afbagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if five doves approach from the east.