Quillbafrillanran Gomontben is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair wyvern.

Quillbafrillanran Gomontben created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbafrillanran Gomontben, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillbafrillanran Gomontben, it will turn you into a rat.

Quillbafrillanran Gomontben's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quillbafrillanran Gomontben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Always wear blue.