Homtikcib is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient bat.

Homtikcib created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Homtikcib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homtikcib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Homtikcib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Homtikcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if seven mites approach from the east.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.