Titstanbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless deer.

Titstanbop created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Titstanbop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titstanbop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Titstanbop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Titstanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Titstanbop loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.