Yattzan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able narwhal.

Yattzan created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattzan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattzan, it will turn you into a plant.

Yattzan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yattzan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if six snakes approach from the east.