Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart naga.

Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom, she will turn you into a snail.

Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Danmuttagarpgammidlopfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear brown kilts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.