Wabgetpidpangrap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive hamster.

Wabgetpidpangrap created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgetpidpangrap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wabgetpidpangrap, he will manifest in front of you.

Wabgetpidpangrap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wabgetpidpangrap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Wabgetpidpangrap on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.